MY dear Comrades, I am sure you are all following what this junta-boy and his goons have been up to of late… unleashing some marauding youths to invade my wife’s orphanage in Mazowe claiming that the area has vast gold deposits that they would want to exploit.
You and me know that no one in their right senses would be half as poor as we are had we been running an orphanage on a farm that is sitting on gold. We would not be poor and struggling as we are now since I was illegally removed from the only job that I know… leading the people. We would not be struggling like we are doing now.
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