IF former president Robert Mugabe paraded nude through the streets of Mbare, you could bet your last bond note that no-one would gasp at the elegance of his outfit. But, our analyses probably wouldn’t go any deeper than his speedo tan. Yes, our national conversation hasn’t been pretentious, but it has been superficial. So, we don’t need that child to spit out his dummy and yell, “Naked!”, but the obvious might still need pointing out: Political issues, though real, are not root issues. I’m saying Karl Marx had it wrong. Religion isn’t the opium of the people, politics is, and Zimbabweans are snorting it by the bucket. Look, no matter how wonderful and comforting it might be to imagine that…